Culture Warz Tactics - Wishlist On Steam!

We’re actually doing this. We’re officially announcing our 45-level tactical headache: Culture Warz Tactics. This is the one. The game you'll be complaining about to your friends for weeks (in a good way, probably).

So, here's the deal: a global conspiracy weaponised social media and turned (almost) everyone into a mindless NPC. Yes, those kinds of NPCs. The ones who just repeat the same dialogue loop about awful trends and bad opinions. The vibes are... terrible.

You command the last free-thinkers: an "elite" (questionable) resistance force of Chads. Your impossible mission? Get everyone to log off.

This is a grid-based, turn-based strategy game where every move is a new tactical puzzle. You'll have to defend the Jammers—glorified signal blockers that are humanity's only defence against the psychic hive-mind (and the endless stream of cringe).

And look, you're going to mess up. Badly. That’s why we included a 'Tactical Oopsie' button. Accidentally walk into a mob? Shoot your best Chad in the back? Hit rewind, pretend it never happened, and try something that isn't that.

We're not going to list all the features here. That's what the Steam page is for. But expect to find 11 unique Chads, a 'truly alarming' amount of weapons, 30+ flavours of Zombie to fight, and a final confrontation at the... Facepalm Tower. We're not sorry.

So, what are you waiting for? This is the part where you give us the online validation we crave. This propaganda ministry commands you to go smash that wish-list button on Steam.

Do it. Now.

That's it. Propaganda feed over. Now go do the thing.