Gun nut decides he doesn't like guns

In a startling turn around, a local gun nut has pledged to hand in all his guns to the authorities. Talking to Rear Admiral he gave this statement:

"Yeah, I was thinking that guns were taking over my life so I decided to turn them in, but obviously not my Desert Eagle, don't want to leave myself totally defenceless. Oh and I have to have my trusty ol' shotty in case I get the alligator in my toilet again, ha ha. Obviously I need my AR15 for hunting, but yeah mostly all the other guns have mainly been turned in to the Sherriff. "

So there you have it, a true pillar of society. Ready to start a fresh with a new outlook on life. Mexican Chad chimed in to the conversation stating that, "I don't trust him. For all his rhetoric, I still think he needs to go down and if I ever see him in the Museum, Factory or any of the other amazingly crafted maps in the Culture Warz Tactics universe, I may have to give him some 'Divine Intervention'.

Mixed messages? well what do you expect from insane loons that populate a crazed world shadowed by mental illness and pharmaceuticals. Make it great again by playing Culture Warz Tactics this Autumn.